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zieglerandlukasiak:

brookiemariehyland:

Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"

"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"

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posted 1 day ago with 246,040 notes  brookiemariehyland)

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

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i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

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posted 1 day ago with 326,762 notes  therealslimblakeslee)

"Is your green hair a product of 'tumbling'?

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posted 1 day ago with 941 notes  hello-katy)

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posted 3 days ago with 343 notes  dontyouchange)

jackerybarakat:

do you ever wonder what famous people use for their password

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posted 3 days ago with 204,858 notes  jackerybarakat)

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posted 1 week ago with 931 notes  hotncolds)

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baelor:

bad lip reading

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motherfucka you gay

CRYING

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posted 2 weeks ago with 173,681 notes  baelor)

xcherylcoleusa:

New Photo From @CherylCole’s new @LOrealParisUK ad campaign out in Hello magazine April 14 ( via @StephCherylCole)

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posted 2 weeks ago with 15 notes  xcherylcoleusa)

#lol

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posted 2 weeks ago with 173,108 notes  heatherwanderer)